Nothing But ‘Net – Week #10 – 12/31/2012 – A Perfect Non-Conference Season, Mid-Term Grades, And Big Ten Preview

Happy New Year (tomorrow

The (#2) University of Michigan men’s basketball team only played one game last week, and they won it handily. On Saturday (12/29/2012), they beat Central Michigan 88-73 in Crisler Arena. The win raises UM’s record to 13-0, and since this is their final non-conference game, they ended up with a perfect record. They also beat all four of the in-state “directional” schools: Northern Michigan (exhibition – 11/01/2012), Western Michigan (12/04/2012), Eastern Michigan (12/20/2012), and Central Michigan (12/29/2012).

The good news is that Michigan won the game, and kept their perfect record intact. The bad news is that they looked shaky on defense against a mediocre CMU team. Those 73 points are the most any team has scored against UM this season, and that includes games against Top-25 teams like (#23) North Carolina State (scored 72 points), (#24) Pittsburgh (scored 62 points), and (#25) Kansas State (scored 57 points). They held Bradley to 66 points, Arkansas to 67 points and West Virginia to 66 points. It was very discouraging to see CMU run and gun so easily against Michigan.

So, how did CMU do it? With rebounding: they out-rebounded Michigan decisively (38-29) including 11 offensive rebounds. Up until this game, UM has done a good job of keeping their opponents off the glass on defense, but not this time. The rest of the stats: UM shot pretty well overall (35-for-68 = 51.5%), but not so well from 3-point range (11-for-29 = 37.9%). However, most of those missed 3-pointers were shot by the scrubs in the closing minutes of the game; if you take those shots out, UM really shot 50.0% (11-for-22) from beyond the arc. Michigan shot free throws just OK (7-for-11 = 63.6%), but they won the turnover battle handily (3-15).

Individually, 3 players hit double figures:

That’s 3 of the 5 starters. The other 2 starters were Jordan Morgan, with 8 points, and Caris LeVert, with 9 points, another career-high. LeVert started in place of Tim Hardaway Jr., who missed the first game of his career with a minor ankle injury. At this point, it isn’t clear how long Tim will be out. The other injured player is Jon Horford, who is still recovering from a minor knee injury. He should be back in action in another week or two.

Since the game wasn’t very close most of the time, Coach Beilein played every healthy player on the bench. They didn’t chip in much scoring:

Mid-Term Grades

It’s not quite the middle of the season, with 13 non-conference games played and 18 conference games left to go, but it’s close enough for Mid-Term Grades:

Freshman Eligibility

Spike Albrecht – B

Spike does a pretty good job of giving Trey Burke a rest for 6-8 minutes per game, but he’s just a “placeholder”. He doesn’t have the athletic ability to create his own shots and drive to the basket with authority like Trey does. Still, he doesn’t panic when he’s out there, and he tosses in a 3-pointer every now and then.

Max Bielfeldt – B-

Max has had minor injury problems so far this season, and has only played in 7 of the 13 games. When he’s been in, he’s looked solid, if unspectacular. He’s a strong kid, and he knows where the ball is going, so he gets a fair share of the rebounds while he’s on the floor. He’s not much of a scoring threat, but he’s turning into a pretty good post defender.

Caris LeVert – B

For the first 6 games of the season, it looked like Caris was going to be redshirted, then he played in the Bradley game, and every game since. He even started the CMU game, in place of the injured Tim Hardaway, Jr. He has a nice 3-point stroke, he’s fast, he’s athletic, and he has good “court vision”. He could still stand to put on a few pounds of solid muscle, but that’s going to have to wait for summer.

Mitch McGary – B

Mitch has been the 6th man all season, and he brings a lot of energy to the game when he comes in. He’s pretty good at using his size and bulk underneath, and he runs the floor pretty well. He’s getting better at defense every game, and he’s going to be an important player in Big Ten play, against some of the taller/bigger centers.

Glenn Robinson III – A-

Glenn has played very well so far, although many of his points are “quiet points” that sneak up on you. As advertised out of high school, he is VERY athletic, with great speed and leaping ability. He has also shown a better-than-expected touch from 3-point range, and he’s turning into a solid defender.

Nik Stauskas – A

Nik is the star of the class so far. In fact, he is one of the best 3-point shooters in all of college basketball. But, he has done much more than stand beyond the arc and rain in 3-pointers. He has 45 rebounds, 15 assists, 3 blocked shots, and 7 steals. He has helped bring the ball up court against pressure, he has driven to the basket with authority, and he has played pretty good defense. In short, he’s much more of a complete player than we expected. After being the co-6th man (with Mitch McGary) for the first 6 games, he replaced Matt Vogrich in the starting lineup, and he hasn’t looked back. He has scored in double figures in every game except the opener (vs. Slippery Rock), and he’s been the leading scorer a few times. His only bad habit is when he tries to get too fancy with some of his behind-the-back or no-look passes.

Sophomore Eligibility

Trey Burke – A+

Trey has been awesome so far this season. Just awesome. He has shown a mature NBA game in just about every facet. He leads the team in scoring (by 41 points), assists (by 65), minutes (by 27), and steals (by 6). He is shooting a great percentage, both overall and from 3-point range, he’s running the offense well, he’s playing great defense, and he’s being a true leader.

Jon Horford – B

Jon has only missed 3 games due to injury, but it seems like much more. When he’s been in, he’s played well. He has a spring/bounce to his step that few other players have. He’s shown a real talent for blocking shots and playing tough defense. His offensive game is a little behind.

Junior Eligibility

Tim Hardaway Jr. – A-

When Tim is good, he’s very good, but when he’s having an “off” game, he disappears. He’s had a couple small shooting slumps, especially from 3-point range, but he still manages to score, usually by driving to the basket. He’s great in transition.

Blake McLimans – C-

I like Blake, and I really want to see him succeed, but when he’s in the game, he just doesn’t deliver. He’s supposed to be a great 3-point shooter, but he hasn’t really shown it. He plays way shorter than 6’10”, and he tends to hang out around the 3-point line instead of under the basket. He only gets in during “garbage time” these days, which is a shame.

Jordan Morgan – B+

Jordan doesn’t have flashy stats, but he knows his role and delivers. He’s a good rebounder, and a good defender.

Senior Eligibility

Eso Akunne – C

Eso hasn’t played much, mostly in “garbage time”, but when he’s in there, he has a tendency to fire up 3-pointers every chance he gets.

Josh Bartelstein – Inc.

Josh has only played in 2 games so far, and hasn’t scored yet. He injured his ankle, and is still working back into playing form. He is the captain of the team, and his leadership skills are fine, but he’s not having much of a senior season on the floor.

Corey Person – Inc.

Corey has played in 6 games so far, but all of it has been in “garbage time”.

Matt Vogrich – C-

Matt started the season as a starter, and gave it his best effort, but Nik Stauskas was playing too well to keep him on the bench instead of starting him. Since he’s been relegated to the bench, Matt has done less and less with the few minutes he’s managed to get on the floor, and now he’s only playing during “garbage time”. It’s a shame, because he can shoot 3-pointers almost as well as Stauskas, but he seems to have lost his touch.

Big Ten Preview

Here are the current Big Ten standings:

Team

Big Ten

Overall

Wins

Losses

Percent

Wins

Losses

Percent

Michigan

0

0

0.000

13

0

1.000

Illinois

0

0

0.000

13

1

0.929

Indiana

0

0

0.000

12

1

0.923

Minnesota

0

0

0.000

12

1

0.923

Iowa

0

0

0.000

11

2

0.846

Michigan State

0

0

0.000

11

2

0.846

Ohio State

0

0

0.000

10

2

0.833

Nebraska

0

0

0.000

9

4

0.692

Northwestern

0

0

0.000

9

4

0.692

Wisconsin

0

0

0.000

9

4

0.692

Penn State

0

0

0.000

8

4

0.667

Purdue

0

0

0.000

6

6

0.500

However, I don’t expect that order at the end of the season. Here are my predictions:

Team

Big Ten

Overall

Wins

Losses

Percent

Wins

Losses

Percent

Indiana

15

3

0.833

27

4

0.871

Michigan

14

4

0.778

27

4

0.871

Ohio State

13

5

0.722

23

7

0.767

Michigan State

12

6

0.667

23

8

0.742

Wisconsin

11

7

0.611

20

11

0.645

Illinois

10

8

0.556

23

9

0.719

Minnesota

8

10

0.444

20

11

0.645

Northwestern

7

11

0.389

16

15

0.516

Iowa

6

12

0.333

17

14

0.548

Purdue

5

13

0.278

11

20

0.355

Penn State

4

14

0.222

12

18

0.400

Nebraska

3

15

0.167

12

19

0.387

Here’s Michigan’s Big Ten schedule:

Date Opponent Location Time (ET)
01/03/2013 (Thu) Northwestern Evanston, IL 7:00 p.m.
01/06/2013 (Sun) Iowa Ann Arbor, MI 12:00 p.m.
01/09/2013 (Thu) Nebraska Ann Arbor, MI 7:00 p.m.
01/13/2013 (Sun) Ohio State Columbus, OH 1:30/4:30 p.m.
01/17/2013 (Thu) Minnesota Minneapolis, MN 7:00 p.m.
01/24/2013 (Thu) Purdue Ann Arbor, MI 7:00 p.m.
01/27/2013 (Sun) Illinois Champaign, IL 6:00 p.m.
01/30/2013 (Wed) Northwestern Ann Arbor, MI 6:30 p.m.
02/02/2013 (Sat) Indiana Bloomington, IN 9:00 p.m.
02/05/2013 (Tue) Ohio State Ann Arbor, MI 9:00 p.m.
02/09/2013 (Sat) Wisconsin Madison, WI 12:00 p.m.
02/12/2013 (Tue) Michigan State East Lansing, MI 9:00 p.m.
02/17/2013 (Sun) Penn State Ann Arbor, MI 12:00 p.m.
02/24/2013 (Sun) Illinois Ann Arbor, MI 1:00/4:00/6:00 p.m.
02/27/2013 (Wed) Penn State State College, PA 6:30 p.m.
03/02/2013 (Sat)or

03/03/2013 (Sun)

Michigan State Ann Arbor, MI 5:15 p.m.or

1:00/4:00 p.m.

03/06/2013 (Wed) Purdue West Lafayette, IN 7:00 p.m.
03/10/2013 (Sun) Indiana Ann Arbor, MI 1:00/4:00/6:00 p.m.

As you can see, there is a really tough 4-game stretch in the middle of the season, starting with the game at Indiana on 02/02, and ending with the game at Michigan State on 02/12. That’s 4 tough games in 10 days, 3 of them on the road in the 3 toughest arenas in the Big Ten. If Michigan can win 2 of those 4 games, they’ll be in good shape.

Also, every Big Ten team plays 18 conference games, with 7 opponents twice (home and away) and 4 opponents only once. In Michigan’s case, the 4 teams they only play once are: Iowa (home), Minnesota (away), Nebraska (home), and Wisconsin (away). Having to play at Wisconsin is a bad break.

For a complete look at the Big Ten schedule this season, check out my Big Ten Report. The first article for this season has been posted today, and there will be a new article every Monday morning until the last Big Ten team has been eliminated from postseason play. Check it out.

This Week

The Big Ten season starts today, and Michigan has two games this week. On Thursday (01/03/2013, 7:00 p.m. EST, ESPN2), Michigan plays at Northwestern, then on Sunday (01/06/2013, 12:00 p.m., BTN), they play Iowa, in Crisler Arena. These are both games that Michigan should win, but every game is a battle in the Big Ten, and every win is precious.

Check back next week to see what happened, and why.

Go Blue!

Big Ten Report – Preview (12/31/2012)

The Big Ten season starts this week (tonight, in fact), before the New Year again. I still can’t get used to league games before the new year, but I guess it’s a permanent th

Standings

Oncagain, the Big Ten looks tough. As of this week, 6 of the 12 teams in the Big Ten are ranked: (#2) Michigan, (#5) Indiana, (#10) Ohio State, (#11) Minnesota, (#12) Illinois, and (#19) Michigan State.

Here are the current Big Ten standings, after almost all the non-conference games have been played:

Team

Big Ten

Overall

Wins

Losses

Percent

Wins

Losses

Percent

Michigan

0

0

0.000

13

0

1.000

Illinois

0

0

0.000

13

1

0.929

Indiana

0

0

0.000

12

1

0.923

Minnesota

0

0

0.000

12

1

0.923

Iowa

0

0

0.000

11

2

0.846

Michigan State

0

0

0.000

11

2

0.846

Ohio State

0

0

0.000

10

2

0.833

Nebraska

0

0

0.000

9

4

0.692

Northwestern

0

0

0.000

9

4

0.692

Wisconsin

0

0

0.000

9

4

0.692

Penn State

0

0

0.000

8

4

0.667

Purdue

0

0

0.000

6

6

0.500

 

One Big Ten team still has one non-conference game left to play. On 01/19/2013, Purdue hosts West Virginia.

The Upcoming Week

Here are the games scheduled for the upcoming week (Week #1):

Monday (12/31/2012)

Michigan State at Minnesota

Indiana at Iowa

Wednesday (01/02/2013)

Nebraska at Ohio State

Illinois at Purdue

Thursday (01z03/2013)

Michigan at Northwestern

Penn State at Wisconsin

Saturday (01/05/2013)

Purdue at Michigan State

Ohio State at Illinois

Sunday (01/06/2013)

Iowa at Michigan

Northwestern at Minnesota

Wisconsin at Nebraska

There are two big games this week. It’s time to start separating the contenders from the pretenders:

  • Michigan State at Minnesota on Monday.
  • Ohio State at Illinois on Saturday.

Full Schedule

Here’s the entire Big Ten schedule, with the teams in alphabetical order. I’ll include this table every week, with the wins and losses filled in:

Team

Record

Wins Losses Remaining Games
Illinois

Total:

0-0

Purdue (A)Ohio State (H)

Minnesota (H)

Wisconsin (A)

Northwestern (H)

Nebraska (A)

Michigan (H)

Michigan State (A)

Wisconsin (H)

Indiana (H)

Minnesota (A)

Purdue (H)

Northwestern (A)

Penn State (H)

Michigan (A)

Nebraska (H)

Iowa (A)

Ohio State (A)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Indiana

Total:

0-0

Iowa (A)Penn State (A)

Minnesota (H)

Wisconsin (H)

Northwestern (A)

Penn State (H)

Michigan State (H)

Purdue (A)

Michigan (H)

Illinois (A)

Ohio State (A)

Nebraska (H)

Purdue (H)

Michigan State (A)

Minnesota (A)

Iowa (H)

Ohio State (H)

Michigan (A)

Home:0-0

Away:

0-0

Iowa

Total:

0-0

Indiana (H)Michigan (A)

Michigan State (H)

Northwestern (A)

Wisconsin (H)

Ohio State (A)

Purdue (A)

Penn State (H)

Minnesota (A)

Wisconsin (A)

Northwestern (H)

Penn State (A)

Minnesota (H)

Nebraska (A)

Purdue (H)

Indiana (A)

Illinois (H)

Nebraska (H)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Michigan

Total:

0-0

Northwestern (A)Iowa (H)

Nebraska (H)

Ohio State (A)

Minnesota (A)

Purdue (H)

Illinois (A)

Northwestern (H)

Indiana (A)

Ohio State (H)

Wisconsin (A)

Michigan State (A)

Penn State (H)

Illinois (H)

Penn State (A)

Michigan State (H)

Purdue (A)

Indiana (H)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Michigan State

Total:

0-0

Minnesota (A)Purdue (H)

Iowa (A)

Nebraska (H)

Penn State (A)

Ohio State (H)

Wisconsin (A)

Indiana (A)

Illinois (H)

Minnesota (H)

Purdue (A)

Michigan (H)

Nebraska (A)

Indiana (H)

Ohio State (A)

Michigan (A)

Wisconsin (H)

Northwestern (H)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Minnesota

Total:

0-0

Michigan State (H)Northwestern (H)

Illinois (A)

Indiana (A)

Michigan (H)

Northwestern (A)

Wisconsin (A)

Nebraska (H)

Iowa (H)

Michigan State (A)

Illinois (H)

Wisconsin (H)

Iowa (A)

Ohio State (A)

Indiana (H)

Penn State (H)

Nebraska (A)

Purdue (A)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Nebraska

Total:

0-0

Ohio State (A)Wisconsin (H)

Michigan (A)

Michigan State (A)

Purdue (H)

Penn State (A)

Illinois (H)

Northwestern (H)

Minnesota (A)

Ohio State (H)

Penn State (H)

Indiana (A)

Michigan State (H)

Iowa (H)

Wisconsin (A)

Illinois (A)

Minnesota (H)

Iowa (A)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Northwestern

Total:

0-0

Michigan (H)Minnesota (A)

Penn State (A)

Iowa (H)

Illinois (A)

Indiana (H)

Minnesota (H)

Nebraska (A)

Michigan (A)

Purdue (H)

Iowa (A)

Ohio State (A)

Illinois (H)

Wisconsin (H)

Purdue (A)

Ohio State (H)

Penn State (H)

Michigan State (A)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Ohio State

Total:

0-0

Nebraska (H)Illinois (A)

Purdue (A)

Michigan (H)

Michigan State (A)

Iowa (H)

Penn State (A)

Wisconsin (H)

Nebraska (A)

Michigan (A)

Indiana (H)

Northwestern (H)

Wisconsin (A)

Minnesota (H)

Michigan State (H)

Northwestern (A)

Indiana (A)

Illinois (H)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Penn State

Total:

0-0

Wisconsin (A)Indiana (H)

Northwestern (H)

Purdue (A)

Michigan State (H)

Nebraska (H)

Indiana (A)

Ohio State (H)

Iowa (A)

Purdue (H)

Nebraska (A)

Iowa (H)

Michigan (A)

Illinois (A)

Michigan (H)

Minnesota (A)

Northwestern (A)

Wisconsin (H)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Purdue

Total:

0-0

Illinois (H)Michigan State (A)

Ohio State (H)

Penn State (H)

Nebraska (A)

Michigan (A)

Iowa (H)

Indiana (H)

Northwestern (A)

Penn State (A)

Michigan State (H)

Illinois (A)

Indiana (A)

Northwestern (H)

Iowa (A)

Wisconsin (A)

Michigan (H)

Minnesota (H)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

Wisconsin

Total:

0-0

Penn State (H)Nebraska (A)

Illinois (H)

Indiana (A)

Iowa (A)

Michigan State (H)

Minnesota (H)

Ohio State (A)

Illinois (A)

Iowa (H)

Michigan (H)

Minnesota (A)

Ohio State (H)

Northwestern (A)

Nebraska (H)

Purdue (H)

Michigan State (A)

Penn State (A)

Home:

0-0

Away:

0-0

 

With this season’s schedule, each team will play 7 teams twice, and only 4 teams once. It’s interesting to see which teams each team gets to play only once:

 

Team Doesn’t Play
Illinois Indiana (A)Iowa (H)

Michigan State (H)

Penn State (A)

Indiana Illinois (H)Nebraska (A)

Northwestern (H)

Wisconsin (A)

Iowa Illinois (A)Michigan (H)

Michigan State (A)

Ohio State (H)

Michigan Iowa (A)Minnesota (H)

Nebraska (A)

Wisconsin (H)

Michigan State Illinois (A)Iowa (H)

Northwestern (A)

Penn State (H)

Minnesota Michigan (A)Ohio State (H)

Penn State (A)

Purdue (H)

Nebraska Indiana (H)Michigan (H)

Northwestern (A)

Purdue (A)

Northwestern Indiana (A)Michigan State (H)

Nebraska (H)

Wisconsin (A)

Ohio State Iowa (A)Minnesota (A)

Penn State (H)

Purdue (H)

Penn State Illinois (H)Michigan State (A)

Minnesota (H)

Ohio State (A)

Purdue Minnesota (A)Nebraska (H)

Ohio State (A)

Wisconsin (H)

Wisconsin Indiana (H)Michigan (A)

Northwestern (H)

Purdue (A)

 

This season, the big winners are Iowa and Penn State, since they both miss 4 games against contenders. The big losers are Michigan State and Ohio State, who both miss playing 3 lower-division opponents.

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come- How Greed Killed College Football

Have you heard the good news?

The Michigan Wolverine Football Program made $61.6 MILLION in 2011-12.

For most organizations it would be cause for celebration. In Ann Arbor it was time to raise prices.

Yes, despite record profits the Michigan Athletic Department announced that is raising taxes on football season ticket holders…err increasing the amount of preferred seat donations for those who wish to keep their season tickets.

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The AD can’t even type Seat Donation with a straight face

The move will help pad the bottom line of the Athletic Department and help to fuel another wave of buildings on the athletic campus.

But the move intensifies the debate of how  skyrocketing ticket prices impact the sustainability of the athletic department profit model.

The ranks of basketball and hockey season ticket holders have been thinned by years of price increases and student season ticket holder numbers have likewise fluctuated.

With huge pockets of empty seats in the student section in Michigan Stadium this past season, it appears that even football isn’t immune to the impact of high ticket prices. Many season ticket holders began attending games as students, transitioning to public season ticket holders after graduation. The Athletic Department risks losing these fans as they graduate.

Many current football season tickets holders are selling a portion of their season tickets to help subsidize their costs. This latest increase have caused some to question the true value of their season tickets. With a waiting list for football season ticket holders, the athletic department seems to be immune to people not renewing their season tickets.

If the athletic department could weather the RichRod era with its losing record and NCAA scandal, a few lost season ticket holders doesn’t seem like a big deal. But with every long time fan who gives up their football, hockey, or basketball season tickets the athletic department gets in return a customer with little or no loyalty to Michigan Athletics.

As the Big Ten expands to include such powerhouses as Maryland and Rutgers, season ticket holders are questioning what kind of games they’ll be seeing in the Big House in future seasons. While the future impact of expansion and tickets prices are unknown, the people making the current decisions won’t be around to face the long term ramifications of these recent developments.

I’m sure we haven’t seen the end of the money grab. Big Ten expansion will only drive revenues so far. Online viewing will start to erode the stranglehold of cable television and then the Big Ten Network will need to some other source cash. That’s why within the next 5 years we’ll see major event games follow the pay-per-view model. It’s the next logical step in the evolution of greed.

The conference will win, the schools will win, and college football will be headed down the road to being about as relevant as boxing.

It’s a bleak future when the people running your athletic program care more about dollars than fans. But more and more it seems that the short sighted greed of a few will lead to the death of college football as we know it.

Nothing But ‘Net – Week #09 – 12/24/2012 – Three Down, One To Go

The (#2) University of Michigan men’s basketball team only played one game last week, and they won it handily. On Thursday (12/20/2012), they beat Eastern Michigan 93-54 in Crisler Arena. The win raises UM’s record to 12-0, which is their second best start to a season ever.

So, what does “three down, one to go” mean? It means that for the first time in a long time, Michigan is playing all four of the in-state “directional” schools: Northern Michigan (exhibition – 11/01/2012), Western Michigan (12/04/2012), Eastern Michigan (12/20/2012), and Central Michigan (12/29/2012). They’ve won three of these games, with one left to play. They should win that one as well.

While Michigan has to take every opponent seriously, not all opponents are created equal. EMU doesn’t have the personnel to challenge an elite team like Michigan, but strange things can happen when the game starts. So far, Michigan has played well enough every game to avoid any upsets, and they have played like a Top-5 team against many of the “cupcakes” on their schedule. This game was another example of that. EMU has a decent MAC team, and they did beat Purdue earlier this season, but they don’t have the firepower to stay with Michigan. Eastern opened up an early 6-2 lead, then UM went on a 20-0 run to put the game away before the 12:00 media timeout. The rest of the game was just a controlled scrimmage.

The stats are impressive: UM shot 50.7% (35-for-69) overall, 50.0% (12-for-24) from 3-point range, and 91.7% (11-for-12) from the free-throw line. They crushed EMU on the boards (44-30), and they won the turnover battle (11-18). Those are the numbers you expect to see in a 39-point blowout.

Individually, 5 players hit double figures:

That’s 4 of the 5 starters, and one bench player (McGary). The lone starter who didn’t hit double figures was Jordan Morgan, with 8 points.

Since the game was a blowout, Coach Beilein emptied the bench:

This Week

With finals and the holidays, Michigan has nine days off between games, and only has one game again this week. On Saturday (12/29/2012, 7:00 p.m., BTN), Michigan plays Central Michigan, in Crisler Arena. This is UM’s last non-conference game, and they stand a good chance of being one of the few Michigan men’s basketball teams to go undefeated in non-conference play. CMU is about the same as EMU. Their current record is 6-5, with no impressive wins, and losses to Bradley (who Michigan beat) and two Big Ten schools (Iowa and Nebraska). Once again, I expect this game to be a lot like the WMU and EMU games: tense for a while, then a blowout win for Michigan.

Check back next week to see what happened, and why. Also, it will be time for mid-term grades and a look ahead at the Big Ten season.

Go Blue! (and Merry Christmas)

Preferred Seat Donation Letter from David Brandon (First Draft)

After a few glasses of Cristal (compliments of adidas), Michigan Athletic David Brandon put down his thoughts on the preferred seat donation program…

Dear Bryan,

Hey buddy!  How are things in your neck of the woods?  Well, I have to say things are pretty swell here!  I mean, apart from that 8-4 football season (who would have known that all those away games would have been so darn difficult) and the hockey team taking a dive.  But hey, have you SEEN that basketball team?  WOW!

psd_adYou and all of your other fellow pals in the end zones are great people.  Really you are!  You’re loud, wild, crazy, and you throw some really cool tailgate parties.  I know they’re not as fancy as the ones in the Crisler parking lot, but a hot dog is a hot dog, and you guys know how to cook them just how I like them.  The problem is that I’ve made a lot of promises lately. Crazy promises. We’ve got about 600 or something other sports programs (I forget them all – I can’t remember everything), and face it, this one and basketball are the only ones that are paying the university’s bills right now.  I know in 2004 that the message was sent that you wouldn’t have to pay anything for a seat donation where you sit.  Sure, we’ve tripled our revenue from bowl games proceeds and we’re rolling in cash from that Big Ten Network revenue and all of these luxury boxes.  I also know that your ticket stub for the MSU game this year at $95 is a little different then that stub you may have saved from the 1995 MSU game that read $35….but our new tickets are really shiny now!

Basically, we’re strapped.  I’m counting on you pal!  And don’t think you’re alone.  We made sure to stick it to those rich folks that sit everywhere else (yeah, those jerks).  We have to get some money, and fast! We just got a deal that we couldn’t pass up.  We met this guy at a Legitimate Businessmen’s Social Club meeting and he told us that if we build 10 buildings with his company, he’ll throw the 11th and 12th structures in for free!  How can you pass that up?  Plus, with the price of gas so high and my recent addiction to candy cigarettes, $800,000 a year is just not going to cut it as a salary.

Anyway, we need to get this done quickly and it costs a lot of money.  We figured an extra $10 million a year in perpetuity should just about cover it.  And the good news is, we aren’t raising ticket prices this year.  Not one cent!!  I know you were expecting it, but I’m just that kind of guy. It’s just like a tax cut!  We accept cash, check or Diner’s Club cards only.  Make sure you get this in quickly, or we’re going to give your tickets to some random Ohio State fan….and we really don’t want that happening.  Could you live with the fact that YOU let that happen?

Anyway, we’ll be expecting your $75 soon.  The heated yellow brick road in front of Crisler has already broken ground and I had to front my 11th Bentley as collateral.  Those builders are relentless!

Maybe I’ll see you some Saturday…..

Dave

P.S. I’ve enclosed a picture showing how dire the situation is here at the Athletic Department. Send help quick!

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Special Thanks to Bryan Smitt for passing this along!